Lipstain is fun! I have a Revlon one, which is a bit tricky to apply without it being blotchy, but I just do it in little layers gradually. Then I either put a plain lipbalm over that, or my new Smashbox lip gloss in "Pout" that I bought off Ebay, which produces a lovely glossy shine that makes it look like I've spent far longer on my makeup than I have. Today I tried liquid eyeliner for the first time, and while I found very tricky to apply at first, I like the cleaner effect it has, as opposed to smudgy kohl pencil.
And wasn't that all very fascinating? Stop yawning, I can see your tonsils from here. Or if not your tonsils, that jiggly thing at the back of your throat.
I'm doing a conveyancing as a favour for some friends which is going all wrong. Not due to me, but the other side are purporting to terminate with no right to do so, and the friends are getting stressed and I'm getting stressed. "Aaah, conveyancing!" I thought. "It'll be a doddle! Tra la la." Unfortunately, things veer away rather quickly from being a doddle when people aggressively try and terminate all over the place. Bastards, getting in the way of my favour-doing.
I emailed a few people at work suggesting lunch at a restaurant this Friday. One of them prepared an invitation through Outlook, which he sent to all of us, and then accidently to a fellow employee whose company we don't particularly enjoy, due to her habit of groveling at the feet of our Dear Leaders.
The invitor rang me up, saying frantically, "She accepted, and she's bring another employee! And it's their birthdays! Do you think I should tell them it was a mistake?" Needless to say, we decided against that course of action, and are going to be celebrating their birthdays instead of enjoying the whinge & bitch lunch we had planned. (I have discovered in my vast experience of life that whinging and bitching that it is much less fun when your rude comments are eagerly repeated verbatim to those in charge.)
And wasn't that all very fascinating? Stop yawning, I can see your tonsils from here. Or if not your tonsils, that jiggly thing at the back of your throat.
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I'm doing a conveyancing as a favour for some friends which is going all wrong. Not due to me, but the other side are purporting to terminate with no right to do so, and the friends are getting stressed and I'm getting stressed. "Aaah, conveyancing!" I thought. "It'll be a doddle! Tra la la." Unfortunately, things veer away rather quickly from being a doddle when people aggressively try and terminate all over the place. Bastards, getting in the way of my favour-doing.
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I emailed a few people at work suggesting lunch at a restaurant this Friday. One of them prepared an invitation through Outlook, which he sent to all of us, and then accidently to a fellow employee whose company we don't particularly enjoy, due to her habit of groveling at the feet of our Dear Leaders.
The invitor rang me up, saying frantically, "She accepted, and she's bring another employee! And it's their birthdays! Do you think I should tell them it was a mistake?" Needless to say, we decided against that course of action, and are going to be celebrating their birthdays instead of enjoying the whinge & bitch lunch we had planned. (I have discovered in my vast experience of life that whinging and bitching that it is much less fun when your rude comments are eagerly repeated verbatim to those in charge.)
3 comments:
I'm enjoying your make-up explorations. Liquid liner always here. I hate pencils, for one thing they drag on my crepey middle-aged eyelids. Like I need yet another reminder of my age?
Hope the birthday 'celebration' wasn't too awful. ~LA
I think it's my uvula you were looking at...well not mine, 'cause your makeup escapades are FASCINATING, but that girl next to me, reading over my shoulder.
The birthday thing turned out better than I expected, LA, as such things usually do :-) And liquid liner is very cool - I just have to get a little better at doing it evenly.
Woops, I'll have to go and put my glasses on, A-R!
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