Thursday, November 1

Puns

I was having a little browse through Amazon’s website for fiction about baking, for some reason – I quite like Kerry Greenwood’s series of Corinna novels, set in a bakery, and I thought perhaps there were some other similar books out there.

Tapping in search queries, I was swept away unawares into an alarming world of cozy themed mystery novels. Below is a list of some of the “Other Books Customers Bought”, some of which I have trouble believing actually exist. I didn’t make up the subtitles either:

  1. Latte Trouble (Coffeehouse Mysteries)
  2. Acts of Violets (A Flower Shop Mystery)
  3. Chocolate Dipped Death (A Candy Shop Mystery)
  4. A Deadly Yarn (A Knitting Mystery)
  5. The Chocolate Jewel Case (Chocoholic Mysteries)
  6. Murder by the Glass (A Wine Lover’s Mystery)
  7. Scent to Her Grave (Bath and Body Mysteries)
  8. Raiders of the Lost Corset (A Crime of Fashion Mystery)
  9. Dark Tort (Goldy Culinary Mysteries)

I think I’m about to collapse due to an overdose of bad puns. (Is there such thing as a good pun? I don’t think so.)

4 comments:

LA said...

Meant to tell you the other day how lovely your new layout is.

Delighted with the pobblebonks and the terrible mystery puns. Thanks! ~LA

Cee said...

Thanks LA - the colours really appealed to me.

hazelblackberry said...

I love the new layout. And thank you for not saying that the colours "spoke" to you.

As for puns: yes, there are good ones, but they're few and far between. My father-in-law loves to say, "I've seen better puns in a bakery." He refuses to accept that this is not a pun but simply a very bad joke.

Cee said...

Thanks Hazel - I'm sure I've probably been guilty of saying things "spoke" to me in the past, I'm glad I didn't do so then!