Rigours of office life

"Would you like a Leatherman for Christmas, dear?"

"What's a Leatherman?"

"You know, one of those fold-up things you carry on your belt, with a knife and things. My uncle has one that he carries around all the time - I think it's really cool."

"Yes, pretty cool. But unfortunately I haven't found that the rigours of office life require having a knife and a pair of pliers to hand at all times. Thanks for the thought."